How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Border Collie: Just One. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.
Rottweiler: Make Me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, Me, Me!!!! PLEEEEEEZE let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEEZE, Please, Please?!?
German Shepard: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and the furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Beagle: You talkin' to ME?
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepard: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Pet Passports for Pets Traveling through Europe
The European Commission announced the introduction of an EU Pet Passport that will be required for domestic animals to travel between most countries in the European Union. The passport will contain pertinent veterinary records that should ease your pet through the 15-member bloc. The date for scheduled implementation is July 3, 2004. Stay tuned to Pets on the Go for more information on the long awaited Pet Passport!